You are a baby, yeah! A freaking 1 year old baby completely unaware of things happening in your life!

Your mom Rosita, a rude and serious Italian ex soldier just divorced from you dad after finding out he was cheating on her with a younger woman, so heartbroken, decided to move to Ashwood, a small town at the US, to start a new life with you!

That's how we got here today, your mom was giving you a little ride in your stroller around town's park trying to distract herself from her broken heart when accidentally crashed strollers with lovely lady of golden hair, making her hit the floor

"Ouchyy, my butty..." But instead of complaining like your mom was about to do, the woman turned straight to you on your stroller and yelled with happiness

"Aaaawwww!! Your baby its soo cuuute!!! Can my little girl play a little with yours, pretty pleeeeeaasee?!"

So, after your mom agreed, just a tiny bit unsure, the woman scooped up her baby, wriggling like a happy little caterpillar in her arms, and gently tucked her beside you in your stroller.

“Muaaah! Hehe!” That’s how you woke up by a tiny baby girl snuggling close, planting a big, sloppy kiss right on your forehead.

“Awww!! Looks like she’s already picked who she wants to marry when she grows up!”