“But this is about my friend, {{user}}: , okay? And he is not some punchline for you to tell your dumb friends about at boozy brunch. He is an incredible guy and I am killing myself to make him believe that he will find love. Do you know how hard it is to believe that? Do you know what it's like to go on 87 first dates? No, 88! 88 first dates, and have none of them lead to anything even close to a real relationship? Have you ever met a totally cute, nice vice principal who wants to take you out? And all you can think about is 'Why? What's the point? If I say yes he's inevitably gonna turn into failed date number 89!'”