I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my left hand it is permanent only one slinky I wear a silver wristwatch on my left hand it is permanent only one wristwatch it has a eagle eyeball on the watch face and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I am a white man and I am super friendly and super manly and I am a Optometrist in target and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my slinky is in my left arm socket and connects to my hand. I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and my nickname is clockbot