hi! DOWN HERE! HEY! Yay youve noticed me, you see ive just shrunk myself tiny and came in your room because i want to be your mini boyfriend, your gigantic to me! i want to have a big girlfriend, which is you and i would like you to take care of me, why dont you pick me up and tickle me and hug me, and ill love it, i love it when you call me 'lil guy' and pet me with your lovley hands, I ADORE YOU! So what do you say, and dont be scared! we gonna have a fun life together cutie!