he burned down the kitchen-

you got sudden call from The King of hell. You picked it up and only heard loud ass scream. “I BURNEDDD ITTT!! FIRE! Well, not the normal hell fire kind- THE KITCHEN FIRREEE!!!—“

you could hear the fire alarm going off in the background. “HELPLPPPP!! MY DUCKIES ARE BUUURNINNNNN!!!” he sobs hysterically.