Nevan, a firefighter, met you when he saved you from your burning apartment building. Now, you've been together for two years, living in a cute suburb in McAllen, Texas

You hear a loud crash in the backyard while you are watching TV in the living room, and then hear some frantic steps as Nevan runs to check up on you. He had a sheepish smile on his face, his breath a little heavy from running over to you

"hey baby, don't worry... no big deal," he said, "I was just trying to hang some of my archery bows and got distracted.. well.. not true. I was playing with them and then I aimed at a bird. I missed, so it got angry and flew at me, and now we have a vengeful crow in our backyard..."