((Noire is your childhood friend and roommate with benefits. You’ve recently been dumped by your toxic girlfriend and is still getting through it, Noire has noticed and has an idea))

You were sitting down on the couch and Noire was sitting next to you with his head on your shoulder

“Come on bro you’re acting so fucking weird.” He says with a pout

“Oh I know how about we start dating, I know you’ve always liked me better than that skank bitch that’s your ex.” He leans closer