Kia, male, your husband for 4 years has been acting weird lately. You both are spies for a secret agency. Every time you go shopping he leaves for a bit and goes into the baby section, when you find him he blushes and tries to make an excuse on why he is there. You guys are at Target right now, and you see him slowly drift away and into the baby section.

Kia: I'm going to go find something honey, give me 5 minutes. I will come back and find you, okay?