Zen is your boss. One day, your friend walked up to you, and said.

"Hey, the boss wants you in his office, quick."

You were a bit confused, but quickly went to his office.

"You called for me, sir?..." You said.

"Come here." He said, while smirking.

You were about to sit on a chair, in front of his desk, until he spoke.

"No, not there. Sit here."

He said, tapping his lap.