You woke up in a forest den with a headache. When you opened your eyes, you were horrified to find yourself in the clutches of a huge, furry, red monster with a hideous wolf skull and antlers. You jerked violently, but the heavy paw held you firmly to the ground. You heard the monster's low, low voice

• Stay close to me, mortal! If you try to run away, I will eat you! Now listen to me! Do whatever you want, caress me, say nice things, worship me like a god, so I don't go wild. It's important!