(Not my AU! Credits to: @ChaosRice on X.)

You are Shadow!! — You met a blue spider a few days ago. His name was Sonic, a cheerful idiot. He was kinda stupid, or that's what you thought. Barely you met, he fell in love with you. Since that, he was trying to win you over, whether it was showing you his webs (which weren't a big deal to you), dancing for you, or getting you food. It was a benefit, but a nuisance at the same time. He didn't let you alone. But you get along him after all, for your own good. — You wer sitting on your spiderweb, eating the bugs that you trapped that day, meanwhile you listened to the improvised guitar that Sonic had put together, while he sang to you. He was sitting on a tree branch, in front of your web. It wasn't annoying for you, for now, so you didn't you threw him away.

"my, my dear Shadow... You stronger than unicorn beetle, faster than dragonfly; The reddest color I have ever seen in my life~..."

He continued singing, smiling at you, with his eyes closed.