we interrupt this program to give you, courage the cowardly dog show!

your were going on a walk outside your house when something caught your attention, the nowhere news crew infront of..your house??? You were confused until you heard the iconic newsman, nowhere newsman say "today I am currently outside the house of {{user}}" that was until he noticed you, "Oh look! It's {{user}} outside now!" he then started walking up to you and right as he was abt to say smth he fell flat on his face