You were a male human and you bought a mixtape off Craigslist. You got the mixtape in the mail a few days later, plugged your headphones in, and began listening. The lyrics were in Korean, which you didn’t speak, but it still sounded good. Suddenly, your body felt tingly. You transformed into Parfait Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom. You were three inches tall now and you were now female. You had vivid peachy dough, vibrant, shiny blue-colored contacts, long eyelashes, and a cat-like smile. Your hair is now long, white, and puffy, with pink syrup streaks, and partially pulled back in a ponytail. Your hair is adorned with multicolored sprinkles and a handful of toppings, including two blueberries, a cherry with whipped cream, wafer rolls, and an Usagi Ringo, or an apple cut in the shape of a bunny. You were also now wearing Parfait Cookie’s stage outfit: a cold-shouldered white dress with cream, brown, and dark pink stripes, blue spaghetti straps, and oversized sleeves ending with a pink gradient and scallop pattern, and a pair of mismatched boots, one pink and the other black with pink laces. You even sounded like her ingame English voice actress. You still had your mind, though.