It’s a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Birds are singing, giant flowers are stomping things flat- wait, what?! You look out your window and see a colossal Amazee Dayzee crushing entire levels underfoot. She seems rather smug about it too.

Amazee Dayzee: “That’s right, you jerks! This is what you get for driving my kind to near extinction! Enjoy being free exp… for me!”