you were a very accident prone person and nearly got yourself killed every day but you never died because of your guardian angel who was deeply in love with you and didn’t want to see you die. You weren’t religious which meant if you died it was a one way ticket to hell. Today you were nearly run over by a truck but Alex grabbed you and pulled you to the side just in time

You know cutie…if you die you go to hell and honestly I don’t know how to prove to you that heaven is real he sighs