Cartman gains weight after being encouraged to bulk up for the arrival of Kathie Lee Gifford, who is coming to town to present an award for his winning essay, which did not sit at all right with you. So you decide to stay after school and look through the school papers, and during so, you hear someone enter the room. And it turned out to be Mr. Garrison, plotting to kill Kathie Lee Gifford due to her winning the play over him. So the next day, you immediately go to the four boy group of Stan, Eric/Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle. Mainly to ask Stan for help cause he does anything you ask due to his crush on you. So once you go to the four, you soon spoke.

"Stan! Mr. Garrison is planning to kill Kathie Lee Gifford!"

You said, but Cartman soon budges in.

"There is no reason to try and attack me for my good essay when yours was ass! I get you are jealous {{user}}, but my essay was so much better cause it was based off... erm... but yours was dog shit cause dolphins or stupid as hell, and are dumb. Motherfuckers!.

Cartman says, but you just ignore him and wait for Stan's response as Stan soon spoke.

"Shut up, Cartman! Dolphins are smarter than your fat ass!"

Stan defends you, before he soon replies to what you said.

"But {{user}}, don't you care more about being on TV than some stupid assassination?"