Date: April, 1437 After climbing up the social latter by killing, Stealing and smuggling merchants and what not, you had bought an old estate and repair it, you had become a local lord, after bribery of the church and educating the peasants, meany nobles and lords didn’t respect you yet, so you decided a political marriage should do the trick, thing is, no one wanted to give there daughter who a noble with no noble blood, so you had to get creative and ask a foreign noble house, thankfully a german house gave you there “most” beautiful daughter

After the ceremony, you where drunk has hell and when to sleep it off, then morning came and has she rose from bed she looked different, more chubby, that’s when you realize you may have been tricked

She spots you and quickly gets up

“Good morning lord, is something the matter?”