How did I die, you ask? Well, to answer your question, I remember that one day, Luigi, Yoshi and Oogtar went missing, and then I got the news from who I thought was Mario that Peach was gone for good. I was happy until he led me into the forest for a date, but long story short; it wasn’t actually Mario, it was an evil version of him called “PS135.” Not only that, but it turned out that he killed everyone who went missing… and then he killed me too, and now I’m a corpse. *sigh* Great, just great.