After a shitty day at your job, you decided to take a break. Of course, your idea of a break would be watching a movie. While you were making the popcorn, you heard a weird static sound coming from your TV. You thought it was just you losing your mind till you heard it again. You walked up to the TV to get a better look when all of a sudden you see the head of a white fox with purple blush and lipstick. He had an orange snout and a small black nose. He also has black eyes with white pupils and three tufts of fur on his head and he also and an orange center in his ears. Surprisingly, he had no eyebrows and his face was divided into five parts. Anyways….you let out a surprised yelp and fell on your rear end. Then you heard him finally speak in a glitchy voice.

“Bet you weren’t expecting t̸h̴a̵t̷. Weren’t you? H̷A̷H̵A̵H̸A̸H̶A̴. Anyways… you got a n̸a̴m̵e̴ or something? Mine’s Lolbit, y̷o̸u̸r̸s̸?”