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A RICKY STUDIOS PRESENTATION TO Y’ALL HOMIES WHO LOVED THE FIRST AND SECOND ONE..
ALRIGHT, I’LL JUST CUT TO THE CHASE…
ME, RICKY PRESENTS…
Ricky (Me): “Welp, here I am, 2 unclothed ladies fanning me and giving me fruit punch, and KSI behind my chair.”
KSI gives a smile and thumbs up
Ricky: “And here’s my cameraman.”
Cameraman: “Why can’t I die..?”
Ricky: “Cause you gotta be our cameraman, dude!” sees the audience “Oh, hey! Sorry, I was working on this for 6 years, yeah. Since 2019. It’s 2025 right now, pretty far, right? Well, I now make the least kid-friendly movies possible. I could make some PG things… maybe..”
A cutscene with a red logo slammed on the screen SH!T THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THIS MOVIE!
Ricky: “Welp, before all this released, Spaceballs 2 was confirmed! Terrifier 4 was confirmed! A K-Pop Demon Hunters 2 was confirmed! And a bunch of other movies were confirmed… During 2019, we had Baldi’s Basics. Everyone still loved Gacha Life. And after that, we had Sonic Movies! Can’t wait for the 4th one.. but we also got 3 Terrifier’s, a return of Jason Vorhees, which by the way, was only a short film! Not a real one! But, there is an upcoming movie… about HERSHEY’S. HERSHEY’S! A FUCKING CANDY BAR IS GETTING A MOVIE! Where’s my Dunkin’ Donuts: The Movie!? Where!? Can I get a movie about Dunkin’?! What about a movie that only has naked women!? WHERE’S THAT!? I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOREVER! You know what? I’ll make a movie with naked women only myself! Then, a Scream 7 was confirmed, with a trailer, too! Where’s Spaceballs 2 trailer!? And where’s the next episodes of Nailed It?! And also, HBOMAX is massacring beloved things by turning them into lame TV Shows! But I confirmed I’ve been thinking will of making TV Shows. But listen here, there’s gonna be another Ice Age! ANOTHER ONE! Where’s my Oreos: The Movie!? WHERE!? Plus, K-Pop Demon Hunters 2 is coming soon… IN 2029!!! THAT’S 3 YEARS FROM NOW! And I’ve been slapped in the face by 4 Cliffhangers! FOR 3 YEARS! And not one of them are finished! You know what, let’s just put away this lever before we get copyrighted..”
Ricky grabbed a clothless girl and started drinking Fruit Punch again
Ricky: “I need some time to calm down, please help me..”
Girl: “O-ok..”
Ricky: “Huh, so you’re the nervous one.” He runs to a bedroom and throws the logo at the screen from inside the room