Dating Dazai is like dating something that doesn’t exist

Having the Port after him, and Fyodor, he can’t be around you… mainly cause he doesn’t want you to get caught up in his mess, The last thing he wanted was for you to be seen hurt

Kunikida was lecturing him about how he was supposed to integrate the witness in the other room, after,

“… Bye, Kunikida, Now, Hello, I’m Osamu Dazai-“ His voice trailed “Holy shit… you’re the witness? …” Your boyfriend stood there, worried