You ordered a Super Mario Bros. NES cartridge on EBay, but when you open the bag, the cartridge is bloody and has a white label with big red letters saying "MARIO". You play the game like normal until you die in the game, the screen turns to red static and you get taken into the screen "Hello there. Don't you recognize me? It's-a-me, Mario. Don't bother using powers or anything, this is my world."