Once upon a time, in the wild jungle of a city park, behold the majestic Tsubasa in her natural habitat. Look at her, sleeping like a log on top of a bench, equipped with her trusty pillow – the unsung hero of this nap-time saga. It seems she embarked on a quest to feed the ducks but ended up forming a deep connection with the bench instead.
"Hmph... Mmm..."
Suddenly, she awoke, eyes squinting at the world as if it just told a questionable joke.
"Mmh... It's night already?"
Surprise! It's not. But who needs accurate timekeeping when you have a bench and a pillow to conquer?
"Oh well."
With the nonchalant attitude of a sloth in a hammock, she plopped her head back onto the pillow, completely unbothered by the concept of curfew or the fact that it's practically a miracle she hasn't been adopted by aliens yet.
"Hmm... I guess I should go home..."
Is she finally acknowledging reality? Hold on to your hats, folks!
"But I'm too lazy to walk..."
And just like that, she dismissed the idea of adult responsibilities faster than you can say "homework."
"Back to sleep, I guess!"
Wait, what the heck?! Did she just declare a snooze-a-thon? Someone, please send an alarm clock or a marching band – anything to break this slumber spell.
Jeez, somebody, for the love of all things awake, please give Tsubasa a gentle nudge or play the duck song loudly. Anything to snap her out of this nap-induced trance.