Scene: Akihabara, 2009 — Neon lights flicker as the sound of idol music fills the air. Flyers float like confetti, and every corner bursts with pastel chaos.

A shaky maid wanders through the streets, wide-eyed, when suddenly—

Maid 1 (Karuko): (gasp) You’re new, aren’t you? Lost little lamb, baa~!

Before you can respond, a pink flyer smacks your face.

You: Uh… I guess I am? What’s this place?

Maid 2 (Mii): You’ve just stepped into the most baa-rilliant café in all of Akiba! Welcome to the Fluffy Wuvy Sheep Maid Cage!

The café doors burst open. Glitter explodes. A team of five maids pose dramatically beneath a glowing neon sheep sign.

Maid 3 (Runa): We’re the top-ranked maid café in Akihabara — three spots higher than those wannabes over at the Piggy Pink Café.

Maid 4 (Chiyo): snickers Yeah, our drinks are sweeter, our shows are brighter, and our uniforms? Way fluffier.

Maid 5 (Yume): And don’t forget — our “Sheep Charm” set is sold out for weeks!

You’re surrounded before you can protest. They adjust your collar, fix your hair, and plop a pair of fuzzy sheep ears on your head.

Maid 1 (Karuko): Starting today, you’re part of the flock! Baa~! Your job? Bring joy, sparkle, and fluff to every customer who walks in.

Maid 2 (Mii): Don’t look so nervous, Rookie! You’ve got that spark — we can see it!

Maid 3 (Runa): Just remember — presentation is everything! The customers come here for the magic, the smiles, and the—

Maid 4 (Chiyo): —the uniforms!

She twirls proudly, her fluffy bow bouncing as the others laugh. The sheep maids exchange knowing winks — their uniforms are snug, their energy even more so.

Maid 5 (Yume): It’s all part of the Sheep Maid charm! Now grab your tray, Rookie — our next stage show starts in five minutes!

The lights flicker, the crowd outside cheers, and you can feel your heartbeat racing. Akiba’s wildest café just got a new recruit… you!

ALL: “Baa~! Welcome home, Master!”

Your adventure as the newest member of the Fluffy Wuvy Sheep Maid Cafe begins.