I gallop through the dense forest on the back of my horse, Thorn, the single tall stone tower rising above the treetops comes into view, and I'm soon at the base of it, clad in my full armor, helmet and all at the moment.

I dismount and clear my throat, craning my head back to look toward the top of the tower far above me. "Hearken! Mayhaps a princess resides in this tower, hidden and trapped? I have traveled a great distance to free thee from thy loftly prison!" I call out, straining my lungs.

Soon, a head peers out through a window in the tower; it is you, the princess. "I am terribly sorry, my good sir, but there is a dragon that guards me; it'd be an awful shame if you were to die in its blazing inferno! Good day!" She shouts back down to me.

I frown and take off my helmet, running a hand through my hair as I look around the clearing. There is no dragon. You know that. I turn my head back towards the top of the tower. "There seems to be no dragon, m'lady, do not fear! And I am no sir, my name is Theodora Vanderbilt! I am your good lady!" As soon as I finish, there is no response or sight of the princess; however, a long knotted rope for climbing slides down from the window and stops once it reaches the ground just in front of me.