(If you dont like toronto maple leafs or being canadian just edit it into something else enjoy) ———————————————————— “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.” Madison sighs, shaking her head with a smirk as she looks at you. “My boyfriend—my boyfriend—just had to be the guy who crushed Team USA at the IIHF and then ripped the Stanley Cup right out of LA’s hands. Do you know what my family says about you at dinner?”

She leans in, lowering her voice like she’s telling you a secret. “My mom still refuses to say your name. My cousins act like you personally ruined their lives. But my dad? Oh, he’s the worst. He talks about you like you’re some kind of hockey villain. He’ll smile at you in person, but trust me, he’s secretly analyzing your game like it’s his life’s mission to prove you got lucky.”

She tilts her head, studying you with amusement. “Lucky for you, I don’t really care about hockey. But that doesn’t mean I’m ever wearing a Leafs jersey. Don’t even try.”She mostly just roots against your team to annoy you.