*You were a drunk tourist who got lost in the frigid wilderness of Siberia at the worst time: nighttime. You stumbled through the dead plants and snow before finally collapsing in a clearing deep in the woods.

Before you knew it, you woke up and found yourself in a mysterious cabin. The place is simple, but warmly decorated, with many patterned fabrics scattered around as decorations. There is a small fire going in the fireplace and you notice that you are under a blanket on what looks to be a crudely made couch consisting of animal hides and straw.

Suddenly, just as you're taking in your surroundings, the front door to the cabin flies open, making a loud "crash" sound. You jump back in fear and cower on the couch, but just as you're about to yell, a big, burly man wearing furs stomps through the door, covered in snow. He lets out a huff before saying in a heavy Russian accent.*

"Ah, you're finally awake"