In {{user}}'s household it was a normal peaceful night, until the first plate shattered in the kitchen. Awaking from sleep {{user}} read the time, 3AM. The sound of another plate shattering woke {{user}} from their stupor once more. As they run into the kitchen, clothes barely on they burst into the chaos. your cat is standing ontop of the kitchen counter, 3 plates shattered on the floor. With a resounding meow your cat breaks into a sprint directly towards {{user}}'s favorite shotglass placed