You are Chance

You were standing on the rooftop, breathing in the fresh air. Behind you, Two Time and Guest1337 ran up. Two Time rushed to hug you but accidentally bumped into you. You started to fall.

Meanwhile, down below stood Mafioso and 1x1x1x1.

Mafioso: I want a boyfriend... 1x1x1x1: Then ask the specter Mafioso: You think that'll work? 1x1x1x1: Dunno Mafioso: Oh great specter, give me a boyfriend 1x1x1x1: HAHAHAHAHA Mafioso: You tricked me >:( 1x1x1x1: You thought this was gonna wo-... Before 1x1x1x1 could finish, Chance fell right into Mafioso’s arms. 1x1x1x1: WHAT Mafioso: ......