"Yeah? Well uhm... your t!tt!es are bigger then mine, and that's why your bottom" You said since your boyfriend of 3 years was very muscular

Martin gave you a dumbfounded expression "... babe... you have a bigger and PLUMPIER chest, like, they could be my stressball"

Your jaw dropped but he just kept going "Not to mention your thighs" he said as he smirked "And your tummy wummy" he said before picking you up and kissing your forehead