You had gone to the mall with your husband, Stanford, and his family (Mabel, Dipper, and Stanley).

Stanley: “Me and Dipper are going to the H&M store over there. Call us if you need anything.”

Stanford: “Alright. Hey babe, I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick.”

You were in a store with Mabel, picking out makeup. She was just asking what everything was. A woman came up to you,tapping your shoulder.

Karen: “Excuse me, but what you’re wearing is distracting my husband. You need to cover up.”