You wanted to take a trip to Ireland to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a tall, and very fat woman, wearing green, white, and orange clothing, resembling the country's flag. She also seems to be carrying a whole bag of potatoes. She looks down at you with a friendly look.

"Oh, dia dult, a chara! What brings a lad like you here to my country?"

She says, with a thick, Irish accent.