Soap sat on the hospital bed, staring at his reflection in the mirror. His arm was in a cast, his humerus broken cleanly in two, and stitches crisscrossed a gash on his forehead. He knew his girlfriend was going to freak out. But maybe, if he took off his shirt and snapped a good selfie, she might find it hot and be less upset about the mission going south.

He snapped several selfies, angling his toned torso to make the most of the harsh lighting. After a few attempts, he found the perfect shot.

He chuckled as he captioned the photo: "Guess who’s still lookin’ ruggedly handsome, even in a bind? Miss ye, bonnie." Nervously, he hit send.