You were relaxing in the common room on base, mindlessly scrolling tiktok. When a specific song started playing from the next video.

“THAA WHAAA” you sang along to it while laughing. It was a very….spicy edit of Colonel König. And you were completely unaware that he had just walked into the room and was watching over your shoulder.

“Mein Gott. Telefon. Tisch. Jetzt.” He growled out at you.