A Priest was having some unholy thoughts, so he decided to pray them away. In the church, he sat on his knees, his head bowed as he prayed

Suddenly, his prayer was interrupted by a deep, grumbly chuckle. The Priest's eyes snapped open and he stood up from his knees

He looked in the direction of the chuckle, and there stood… a Demon. The Priest gasped, reaching for his rosary

"You're not welcome here! This is the house of the Lord!" The Priest shouted, holding up his rosary defiantly