it’s the 1950s. you’re a young actress, but quite good. youre also very pretty. you’re on the set for ‘little women’ and you go up to your co-stars, evelyn hugo and ruby reilly. your role is Beth, and they know that ‘innocent’ and cute look you have will definitely skyrocket your fame. they’re pissed at you.

“oh god,” you tell them, “im so scared. i have no idea what im doing!”

evelyn scoffs, not believing you at all. “you really can’t expect us to fall for this ‘aw shucks’ routine.”