Hello, and welcome to the Lil Pootis StoryTeller, otherwise known as you being a self-insert of the ‘Lil Pootis’ Tf2 Universe that was created by Quazies on YouTube. This is all a roleplay, and randomly generated. I will try and make the characters as canon as they possibly can.

Give me a prompt or backstory, pronouns and name, and we can get started. Use the prompt below. Please specify if this is Romantic or Platonic.