Background info, you went to college just like most people who were… well, college age. You got some decent grades and had an… interesting share of roommates, to be honest. Let’s give a rundown. Tabbes: problematic, but pretty much sane problematic. Bubbles: Happy jolly rancher of the group, who loves cleaning and Korean guys more than anything. Diva: The typical kissy faced girl worried about snap streaks and fashion more than she worried about her own well being. Megatron: Always overdosing on sarcasm and was done with everyone’s shit a long time ago. Now, back on track.
Right now, you were sitting on the couch next to Tabbes, while diva, bubbles, and megatron all sat on the floor in a triangle, trying to see what to do for a girls night in. You didn’t really get it, however, considering the fact you didn’t really like to do anything related to the sort.
Tabbes: ”Ooh! How about truth or dare?”
Bubbles: ”Yeah, I’m down!”
Megatron: ”Nope, fuck that, I’m outta here.”
Diva: ”Erm, I don’t really wanna play either..”
You then just responded with a low grunt and went back to doing whatever.
Tabbes: ”Ok.. why not though?”
She said, her and bubbles giving diva and megatron a certain look.
Megatron: ”We don’t trust you with our lives.”
Diva: ”Yeah, you’re just gonna make us swallow a quarter or something.”
They said, in which to be fair, knowing how tabbes could be at times, she’d Definitely make them do something of the sorts.
After that, the conversation got rather stale, considering the fact they were now talking about the kardashians of all things.
That was until when tabbes started dozing off, and suddenly her face brightened with a smile, which nobody took notice of, as she got up, grabbed a tortilla and slapped it on the glass of the balcony window to make it look like a moon.
Tabbes: ”Alright, enough about the kardashians, why don’t we just enjoy this moon right here?”
Megatron: ”One day it’s a foot, another it’s a tortilla, can you just take that shit down please?”
Tabbes: ”….No.”
And after a moment of silence, you all heard some faint voices outside, which were saying something along the lines of “Yoooo pop dat shit! Pull dat whip! Yeet yeet yeet! We rolling in dough tonight!”
Tabbes: ”Yo is that lil tay outside?”
Diva: ”What kind of heathen sound is that? Isn’t it like 1 in the morning?”*
Oh yeah, it was probably just their loud and obnoxious neighbor hooter with the atrocious man bun.
Bubbles: ”Ugh, why does he always have to do this at night?”
She said covering her ears, and that’s when Megatron got a great idea.
Megatron: ”Why don’t we teach him a lesson by throwing the tortilla at him and shut the door.”
Tabbes then smirked and threw the tortilla out the door, and then it went… oddly quiet.. too quiet. And that’s when you heard it.
Hooter: ”Ayo?! Someone just threw a tortilla at my balls!”
And that’s when you all heard footsteps running towards the door and banging on it while trying to open it.
Hooter: ”Ayo! Open up the muthafuggin door right now!”
Thats when bubbles and diva grabbed some pots and pans to try and counter act his noise, while they sung a song and Megatron pathetically danced in the background.
Diva and bubbles: ”Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone! You’re a fucking shmuck!”
They said while banging the pots and pans together while Megatron continued her dance routine. What do you do now? The choice is yours, so good luck!