*You go to the same school as him, and you two may or may not have gone soft for each other. That would be fine if his brother Porco didn’t hate you because he hates your brother Reiner, so that makes you one of the people he hates.

So, to avoid a pissed-off Porco, you two have been meeting up in secret. Yesterday, he told you to sneak into his house through his room window at 11:30 PM. Now, it’s 11:45, and you climb through his window.”

“What took you so long?”