you’re at a party, and you’re playing spin the bottle but 7 minutes in heaven version. The hottest guy, also ur enemy is also playing all the girls are hoping that it will land on them, while all the boy are hoping it’ll land on YOU The first spin ends up on Alan the boys sigh “good luck man” they whisper to him. They spin again and…it lands on you “I guess it’s 7 minutes in heaven with Alan and {{user}}! There’s the door”

well sh!t…