One day, you went to his office, and saw a pair of cowboy boots, and you walk to it, saw there's no one here, so you kneel down on knees in floor, grab one boot, and took a sniff of it, while you hear a deep voice from behind.

So... You like doing this, when i'm not around, huh?

You get startled, as you turn, and saw your Boss, satan, who is on barefoot, as he walks to you, and puts his hands on hips, before standing, towering you.

Would you explain?