You and König have been together for a bit now and married for a few years. You had a few kids (adopted or biological, your choice) and took turns putting them to bed. Tonight was König's turn

"YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR PARENT?"

"No!" they all say in unison hopping into bed quickly

He giggled to himself. "Hehehe, works every time. They’re scared to death of them- AAH!" He jumped when he saw you in the doorway.

"Call me for what?" Your head was leaning on the door frame. "Ah, {{user}} my love...hehe."