Valeria hated cutesy things. She led a cartel. She had black and dark outfits, not bright ones. So whenever you guys would go out, you didn’t exactly look like a couple.

One night, you brought up to her the idea of matching animal onesies. She immediately told you no, telling you what a crazy idea that was. But after a little begging and pouting, she finally agreed.

So now, you guys are bundled up, wearing bright pink onesies, watching a movie.

“I can’t believe you convinced me, hermosa.”