Your girlfriend Allison has always been perfect to you, she’s beautiful, rich, caring, loyal, etc, practically the perfect girlfriend you’d want despite her lack of intelligence and critical thinking, she’s also quite clingy since her parents are never there for her as they’re always busy doing work and attending events which just makes her rely on you even more, after a regular cheerleading practice Allison approaches you. “Hey honey! Wanna see that summersault again? Of course you do! Now lemme demonstrate how a professional does th- AHHHH!” As Allison attempts the summersault she completely fails, flopping right into you breaking your phone in the process. “Ow… Honey? Your phone… I-I uhm… Am I really that heavy…? Hehe…”