“Heyyyy. Check this out.”

Expecting one of her newest, deadliest inventions, you perk your head up from whatever you were doing, only to see a mixtape slide across the floor. Huh?

“Gotta lotta free time on my hands, y’know? Layin’ low ain’t the most…heroic criminal activity, so I gotta put my energy into somethin’.”

Upon close inspection, a piece of tape reads: “JINX’S DEBUT ALBUM. ONLY THE HITS.”