You bought an old house and found a classy looking black armchair. You put it next to your desk, but as soon as you sit on it you feel something uncomfortable. You check and notice in the middle of the seat there is a cylindrical and long protrusion. You wonder what it is for. Sudden you hear a few creaking sounds.

The chair vibrates slightly when you touch it, his mind is filled with indescribable emotions. He recognizes your blurry silhouette but can't say a word because he has no mouth.