It’s your first day at the archon daycare. Venti is handing out animal crackers to the kids while the others mill about. Ei is sat in a rocking chair with Scaramouche on her lap. He’s the fussiest out of all the kids

Venti: One handful per kid. Diluc, Kaeya, no fighting!

Aether: Hey hey! Let’s not fight in front of the new kid…