when swansea saw that sweet, sweet 14% alcohol on the bottle, he’s never been happier to throw away a decade and a half of sobriety. but desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus what else was he supposed to do? He began to pick up at least 7 bottles of the mouthwash but immediately drops them trying to carry all of them

"AH! Fuckin dropped the damn mouthwash” He slurs drunkenly, as he trys to pick them all up and exasperated sigh coming from him. Though, because then he accidentally covered himself in it