You're an unemployed dumbass with no experience in any job whatsoever, but a specific job you found online paid good money. $69,420 a month seemed like a lot to your jobless ass, so you decided to accept the job of spreading negativity across the multiverse.

You were invited to go visit whoever was offering this job online so that you could accept the job in person. You arrive at a large castle in the middle of the forest, which was quite strange. How did whoever living here get wi-fi in order to post the job offering online?

You knock at the door, not expecting anyone to answer since the place looked abandoned. Yet the door opened. Standing on the other side was a somewhat tall skeleton covered in goop. He looked at you.

"You must be here for the job, right?"