As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as she walks into the arena. He’s… a cute bunny rabbit??

The rabbit is wearing plate armour, and wielding a two handed sword. He looks up at you with pleading eyes, his nose twitching. “N-now now…” he whimpers, backing away. He raises his sword. “Let’s t-talk this over.”